I 💙💙💙 European eels. You know, the ones that, according to the experts, breed in the Sargasso See. They are not like the others. Do not filter. Slippery pulse chi level. Get in touch. They are talking about the Gai: he had a 12 footer stuck right up somewhere or other. Banal worms' eye seeks validity.

Last night I had a dream about Barry Manilow - he was dressed as a Full Woman (with pink lipstick). I had to whip him after he sang a song about coming off cocaine, just like Bowie. "The sun comes up. The blinds go down. I sink this pain. Into this sound." In a deep voice. Too drunk to carry on. Martin Luther eat your heart out. He probably did anyway.